Monaco's Princess Charlene cancels all upcoming events due to "ill health." inb4 "suddenly died."
(www.reuters.com)
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There's always been something off about the relationship between Albert and Charlene. Right before the wedding, she tried to run off:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/princess-charlene-tried-to-flee-three-times-before-monaco-wedding-says-reports/
Apparently, she was MIA for the 10th anniversary, too:
https://pagesix.com/2021/07/03/princess-charlene-mia-on-anniversary-amid-albert-cheat-rumors/
Maybe she discovered a few things about the Monaco royal family like Diana did??
^This.
Run a news search on her and it's almost all about illness and travelling and formal arrangements with her husband look to have come to a stop. The photos in this article speak volumes, she's meant to be 'happy' at her homecoming - the body language is telling - she looks like she wants to recoil (and could be doubles in the pics too- she looks different in them).
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10203201/Princess-Charlene-Monaco-extremely-happy-home-family.html
She's running from the evil Prince most likely (or white hat protected and singing nice'n'loud). Few of those evil Princes around, eh fren?
She's the only one in the photo wearing a mask. Is that really her? More funny business with the facemasks, just like here in the US.
Whoever heard of a sinus infection laying you up for 10 months?!? There's something just as odd going on in Monaco as in Britain: Princess Grace's death is suspicious, just like Diana's. Charlene is always ill, Diana suffered from bulimia. Lots of parallels here.
They always make it out as being "not able to adapt to the royal ways, having not grown up in it." That's just code for covering up the shocking things the women have witnessed.
Do you remember reading any of the books about life in the 14th, 15th, 16th centuries? Women in Royal and upper class households always used to have issues that made them absent- all but the strongest matriarchal (likely psychopathic) figures. Things like a 'delicate constitution' or 'weakness of the heart' or 'imbalance in humours' caused them to retire from public life (many other excuses besides).
Through history Royal marriages have been for 'power not love' as Q would put it, it's the same nowadays. Every now and again a moral person gets caught up in all this satanic stuff by decree and is unable to cope- this person is labelled as 'being in ill health', so that anything they say can be attributed to drugs/painkillers (insanity/witch in the past) and they can be ignored/eliminated/ridiculed on demand. Powerful tactic if the world's media portrays you as a sainted model family.
Don't forget the "vapours." They tried to blame that on their corsets being too tight.
Are you familiar with Empress Elizabeth of Austria (Sisi). Now, there was a loveless marriage. Fortunately, she was a strong woman. She carved out her own suite of rooms to the other side of her husband's suite, then installed a doorbell that he had to ring if he wished to see her. She, too, got the wanderlust and travelled every chance she could get. Unfortunately, she ended up a pawn in the game and was assassinated on one of her trips. She's a very fascinating character. I went to Vienna once and got to tour the royal palace. Lots of interesting history there.
Ah! The vapours! How could I forget! She could have also had a canker or been of melancholic humour- it usually described depression IIRC. I'm not familiar with Sisi, I've had a brief glimpse and stuck her on my list to look at properly. A tour of the palace sounds great, love architecture and history (preferably combined as here). How ever did people not so far removed from us ever do all these incredible things?
Empress Sisi was very beautiful and known for her long lustrous hair, what a tragedy! Would love to tour the Royal Palace but my first stop would be the Spanish Riding School! 🐎
The Imperial Treasury is also located within the confines of the palace, and is like a museum. They have both a piece of Jesus' Cross with a nail hole in it and also one of the nails, as two of their treasures.
Only problem is, the cross-section of the nail is square and the hole is round. Kek!
How do they explain that!?! 🐸
hmmm
she kinda cute for an inbred
She isn't royalty. Charlene was a champion swimmer when she met Albert.
I haven't looked, but to marry the Prince she would likely have to have some lineage- they don't usually marry outside of certain lines.
She's from Rhodesia and a commoner. Now, does she have some kind of bloodline that made her acceptable? I don't know.
Same, as I say I am speculating, but Rhodesia has interesting connections too. I'll have a look when I'm out of current wabbit holes.
Cool, thanks!
For an inbred...lol That’s like changing the definition of a vaccine to include non antigen mRNA death shots
Well, I remember when his mother was murdered in 1982….
Brakes failed on her British made Rover, they got away with it because it was a common fault in British cars at the time.
Yes, the names Princess Krystal and Princess Brandee must have already been taken.
Given that we're talking about Albert here, your assessment is probably not far off. Kek!
Didn’t Dolly Parton write a song about princess Charlene.
“Charlene Charlene Charlene Charleeene….” “I'm beggin' of you, please don't LEAVE my man”
Charlene wants to leave Albert. Problem is he gets to keep the kids. She stays away from him as much as possible. Apparently he is Prince of Monaco but King of Douchebags.
I liked the bit about distributing Red Cross parcels to Monaco's needy.
In Monaco, the needy are the ones with a yacht shorter than 50 feet!
I was going to say -- there ARE no poor in Monaco.
I remember her wedding where she was crying uncontrollably and he was real upset at her. It made headlines. She looked petrified. Something strange when she isn’t with her children. He also has other children and supports them financially- maybe this is what has her so distressed.
Albert is totally incapable of keeping it in his pants.
She’s an outsider Albert punched above his weight and married an Afrikaan.
Apparently she hates everything about Monaco.
The prince is on tenterhooks about her behavior
Sounds like sje's been mk ultraed
hmmm. So the "suddenly died" might be witness protection, arrest, or execution?
"Prince Albert Grimaldi of Monaco with Princess Charlene Grimaldi of Monaco and they are officially worth at least 1 billion."
Just goes to prove that for Charlene, money can't buy you happiness.
I read a study some time ago that said any amount above 70k annually doesn’t contribute more to people’s happiness.