524 () posted 3 years ago by MortonSeaman 3 years ago by MortonSeaman +525 / -1 52 comments share 52 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Probably wasn't her first...or second...or third..or fourth if it's coming out like a well greased groundhog.
quite...the mental image.
Now excuse me while I pleasure myself with my greasy salt & vinegar chip dust hands.
THAT IS JUST BEYOND GROSS.
Vinegar chip dust can be very irritating. Maybe the greasy will help.
I think that was the desired affect, now imagine cheeto fingers. Orange dong Bad!
Get some Reaper chips in on it
Unless it's Trump's.
Ba Doom HISS.
And, speaking of mental images...MENTAL EYE BLEACH AND STAT!
Mental images make me want to poke my brains' eyeballs out.
man who eat cheetos in bed wakes up with orange penis.
That was a Confucius tenet right?
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