Captured in the wild - Covidian Cult mating pair
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Portable Dutch Oven
This is the far dumber version of those cartoon minions
Under rated comment right here ahahah
Narrator 'The wild covidian cultist mating ritual begins with a vivid display of virtue signalling, where the dominant partner expresses their desire to mate with another covidian cultist. Soon a willing mate will arrive on the scene and begin emulating the vivid display of virtue signalling. During the ritual both potential mates will raise the virtue signalling more and more, to ensure the potential mate is as good as, or better than them, in virtue signalling. When both are satisfied they begin to grow the bond by pointing out others who are not virtue signalling as much as them, and mock them either privately or publicly. This is the sign of trust between the two covidian cultists, and a signal to take things to the next level'
OMG! Excellent. When I first saw this I could hear that British professional Nature Show voice droning on about "Here we have a mature male and willing female..."
No fucking way.
And they appear to be wearing a matching face mask. 😀
The look on that guy's face says it all. "The fuck is wrong with you people??"
Chances of future breeding by either of them: 0.00%.
They took the lethal injection for sure so that is guaranteed.
Designed for people that want to smell their own shit
The ski poles make it for me
Don't the females eat the males after mating? I could be wrong. They may not identify as a gender any more which is understandable if one were to get eaten after sex.
That other guy and the look on his face says it all kek
Did you happen to kick them down a hill?
It's a good thing they're protected from that guy. The horror!
lead them to the nearest cliff and hope for a stiff breeze!!
I see ... Minions!
That is so fucked up.
Those 2 might win the dumbest people seen today (and living in the northeast, that's a shocker!). I agree with the commenters here about the issue of hot-boxing your own farts, seriously, do you want to gag on your own (once) taco bell stank?
At least they won't get bird shit on themselves.