Bro, do you even Alexa?
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The future offered us all the luxuries we dreamed of as kids, but unfortunately they came from faggots, assholes, and the CIA.
EMP strike these tech companies already
Never used that crap,and put black tape on all the camera's that face me.
And I don't talk to my phone either.
put your phone in a drawer at home and don't take it with you, as much as possible.
the mic's are highly sensitive and hear you from the other room
the GPS can pinpoint your position on the road to 20 ft
I do leave it home a lot and I won't sink it with my car either. I also kept my old truck,with no electronics to speak of.
Yup. Had a 2013 ford Taurus that really turned me off on all this electric shit. Now I am rocking pre 2003 trucks, but my favorite is the 89 Ford diesel truck. Unstoppable.
I drive a 1999 Chevy Blazer:))
My pride and joy is a 2010 Ford Ranger. Gift from my husband for being a low maintenance wife.
They're tough as hell
Or just end every sentence with "bomb, kill, president, white house"
I say those things into the phone all the time and then laugh and say hi to the NSA.
Fun fact: If you root an Android phone and block Gboard (default Google software keyboard) from having any network access, it will not do speech-to-text until you unblock it. . I gave that convenience up really fast.
never bought one of those things. Do idiots actually waste money on them still?
They now buy multiple of them. One in each room. I always thought they were stupid and would never take off. Now I know the dumber the idea/product, the better it does.
hmmm...maybe you'd be interested in investing caramel squirrel pops? Each one comes with a free vial of rabies blood...
I unplugged my Google Assistant a year ago.
Only voice assistant I will use is Mycroft. period.
KEK
Can you say Siri? Google assistant? Cortana?
Spot on.
Brilliant