'My Vagina' Scented Candles & now a Cryptocurrency Company Backed by Gwyneth Paltrow Flops in Stock Market Debut
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🤢 These people are sick! 🤮
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Just dont sniff the other side of the candle cause it smells a little shitty.................just saying.
Well the FRONT side probably smells like dead leaves, fungus, and cobwebs, so...
Sulfur.
dude, that smell. I'd like to know how long it takes for a dock to get that smell and how long it stays for. Its the same smell whether its the back of a grocery story or a fancy university medical hopsital.
Paltrow slept with Harvey Weinstein to get her Oscar winning role.. Oh and she slept with him again to get the Oscar. All awards shows are fixed. That's why when Ricky Gervais went off script and spoke out everyone in the audience was in shock.
The candle thing reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong bit about the "drip, drip, drip, of gonorrhea."
I always wondered why this anti-talent was as famous as she is ... she is a horrible actress. Terrible doesn't even begin to describe her.
Peter Rooter, that's the name, you just flush your troubles down the drain.
Rotten peter, rotten peter, rotten peter.
LMAO - yep
This is the weirdest thing ever. It is quite hilarious but I can't figure out if she really thinks we want to smell her vagina or she is making fun of her celebrity status.
https://files.catbox.moe/9j77dg.jpg
https://www.ebay.com/itm/353801413794?hash=item52603524a2:g:yhkAAOSwtTdhhu5n
It makes me wonder if she went through Monarch/MK Ultra programming where she thinks her only value to anybody is her genitalia.
I think Paltrow is attractive and a good actress. I have nothing against her even though she is a libtard. This product to me seems like mental illness. Like she wants her smell to be worshipped. It is just so weird.
Id buy a Michelle Obamas nuts candle tho
'Big Mike's August Swamp Sack' NEW for Christmas
Yes take my money please
Who would buy Tuna candles anyway?! Hahaha!
Turns out, Starkist is the sponsor of the candle. Who would have figured?
If you don't want to shell out $75 for Gwyneth's va-jayjay candle, here's a cheaper option...
https://ibb.co/ThhgVD3
Possibly Mike Robinson stopped buying them, cause his husband was angry.
Well if Gwennie can do it, I can do it too. I am thinking air fresheners that smell like a man's sweaty "nutsack", would be the ideal gift for that man in your life's man cave, garage or office. Think of the possibilities, athlete's, BLM (activist,, you know the big guys), truckdrivers and I am thinking a dedicated delicate scent of your favorite politician... for me hands down it's Jerry "Nads" Nadler!! Our new spokesperson, he is just ripe enough!! to Now if I can figure out this BitCoin thing, I think it's a winner!!
Maybe she should wash that thing before it becomes the model for a candle...
Or maybe she should have made a vagina scented crypto coin.
Conclusion it must smell worse than anyone every imagined.
Vagina scented candles? Always knew she was a cunt, but didn’t know she was marketing that fact.
When you market below the belt. That's out of my sales class.
Dang, and just when I was going to order a case of these candles!!! signed Xo Brandon. KEK
Do those candles smell like garbage?
wtf is it with Paltrow. I unfortunately use salesforce for work and they were promoting some salesforce summit and she was supposed to be the big speaker. evil platform with that pedobear avatar suit. ties with disney.
Fish candles will never work. "Let me light a candle" SNIFF SNIFF. "Smells like Food City in here"🤮
If they made a mask that had a vagina smell to it, guys would be buying it off the shelf and leaving it on.