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What a prize for being a good consumer.
The first hit's always free.
I told dad my not getting vaxxed is everything they warned us about drug dealers in high school:
"Hey kid do you want some of this?" "No." "All the cool kids are doing it!" "No." "Cmon I'll give you some for free just to try it"
Lol. Stupid as DARE was I listened and learned. Phuck Pfizer.
DARE, bro! I didn't think of it, but one of the reasons we are pure-blooded and not transhuman!
Lol see we learned something despite the ed system lol
With 8 vaxes, you get a free pacemaker.
The only thing missing is the random chance scratch offs (Try Again, Blood clots, Heart problems, Sudden death, etc).
Wasn't even that long ago that the FDA was trying to shut down the vaping epidemic because they didn't know what chemicals were used or the long term effects from it. Now it's perfectly fine for everyone to take a shot, that they have no idea what chemicals are in it or the long term effects
No donuts along the way?
"Just Say No!"