“I told her to hand over the cookie dough,” said Timothy Reiner, a security guard at Walmart. “That’s when she turned around to run and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a good fight, and that’s when I tackled her to the ground. Then I heard a loud pop and the lady started screaming. Gooey cookie dough was running down her leg. All hot and runny … it was so damn gross.”
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Brings new meaning to "Poppin' Fresh."
That’s got to be some catchers mitt she’s packin
She has a well practiced prison wallet.
I wonder if it cooked it
lol no batteries needed...its using green energy......wonder if she got off...lol
Sauce? That's hilarious if true.
Even though it is fake, that's still hilarious!
Hahahahaha Omg hahahahaha
Thankfully, she looks like she has lots of extra room for a big kaboom.