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A joke is:
A man is praying:
The next day he is praying again:
On the 3rd day he has repeated the exact same prayer and out of a sudden there is a voice coming from the sky saying:
You know why I'm sharing this.
I don’t think God sounds like a sailor?
You're actually right. I quoted the original version I heard but that's not the one we should be sharing. Ammended, thanks.
Thanks, Amico. 🙏🏼
Similar joke:
A man is stranded on an island.
Day one, a sailboat went by, man says no thanks, god will save him.
Day two, a cruise ship went by, man says no thanks, god will save him. Day three, a submarine popped up, man says no thanks, god will save him.
Man dies and asks god “why didn’t you save me”. God replies “I sent you a sailboat, a cruise ship and a submarine. Why didn’t you get on?”