A species of giant, invasive, parachuting spiders is expected to blanket the east coast
(www.theblaze.com)
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Could it be war comms signaling a parachute drop?
The ability for these spiders to survive in cold temperatures
The mention of the East coast = Eastern border.
IDK, maybe
Also 2014 stood out. Georgia is also regionally appropriate.
Harmless to humans and eat biting insects...I like our new Spider Overlords.
I don't know... this news could have made forced quarantine unnecessary🐸 I wouldn't want to leave the house!
“They taste just like fish sticks.” -Bill Gates
...but with a bit of a crunch.
Could be worse insect invasions. They eat bugs….the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Spiders are OK...parachuting cockroaches and I'm fucking gone. HATE cockroaches.
But the good news is that PfastraModirix have developed an annual vaccine against these deadly lethal spiders and it's only 99.99 introductory price so get your jab.
We have plenty of flying pests for them, get to work spiders.
This sounds interesting and I want to click on it, but I wish there was a non- photo version🐸
Gah!
Forty years ago I traveled to Mexico with some work buddies. We wanted to see the sights and went on a guided tour of the surrounding jungle-like area on horseback. We saw poor villagers living out in little lean-tos and washing their clothes in the river, in contrast to the modern 5 star hotels that existed close by.
We passed under low branches of heavy vegetation and could see above us thick spider nests in all the trees. The spiders were sitting right above us literally only 12-18 inches above our heads. They were black and the size of my open hand. It freaked me out so bad. Our local guide seemed unbothered, but I was expecting one to drop right on my head or back at any second.
So, if I saw huge parachuting spiders show up in my neighborhood, I'd be having nightmares and calling the City council STAT!
Ahh Fuck that!!(shiver)