Luckily one of the Obama’s best friends was a female obstetrics doctor. It’s very likely she carried both children to term, pulled them out of her own body and then stuck them up Michelle‘s ass for a couple minutes. (Don’t worry when the umbilical cord is still attached kids can survive inside the rectum.) A few minute later, Michelle was able to give birth to her two ass babies.
Malia Obama is not an Obama. There's also the fact, Michelle has a dick. Did Malia come out of his ass?
Luckily one of the Obama’s best friends was a female obstetrics doctor. It’s very likely she carried both children to term, pulled them out of her own body and then stuck them up Michelle‘s ass for a couple minutes. (Don’t worry when the umbilical cord is still attached kids can survive inside the rectum.) A few minute later, Michelle was able to give birth to her two ass babies.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
Barry is the birthing person...