233 () BREAKING NEWS posted 4 years ago by Zeitreise 4 years ago by Zeitreise +233 / -0 26 comments share 26 comments share save hide report block hide replies
She's not the only lush in the family, eh?
Pretty sure they need blood infusions by this point to simulate life functions as human.
Hooked up to machines to stay alive
Bender's great aunt?
I'm sure the Cop will drop the case after the 'evidence' goes 'missing' or he ends up killed in the line of duty...R.I.P.
Oh there is no doubt about it. Something will be fixed and this poor cop will have an unfortunate heart attack or a vehicle accident.
At 11:44 PM caught leaving his girlfriends house. I'd say the water is ripe for boiling frogs.
If I were married to Nancy I would be driving off a cliff completely sober.
Rookie mistake. Nancy is a (mal)functioning alcoholic who'd probably have 50 DUI's if senators were under the same rules as us.
He only had to put up 5 grand to get out.
Why? Does he have too many? Usually you don’t need bail on a dui
Yeah but did they check the trunk?
that wont be a listing long, surely it will get scrubbed and he walks free of charge
These people don’t get arrested for anything. What gives?
Cut him some slack, it was the night he had to go home and have sex with Lizard-Woman in order to stay in the cabal...
I'm guessing he told the cop "you're making a career ending decision". What's the odds that it was?
Prob trying to do a Tom Cruise
I'm more curious how you found out about this? Did you overhear this from someone? I don't actively scour napa police booking website
Seems like the media caught wind of this 5 hrs after you posted