Study Shows Kids Who Are Homeschooled Could Miss Out On Opportunity To Be A Gay Communist
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"U.S.—Education experts are warning about the detrimental effects of homeschooling, as it may cause children to miss out on their opportunity to be gay communists.
"The two essential roles of public education are to turn kids into communists, and then make them gay," said AFL-CIO President Randi Weingarten. "If education fails to accomplish both of those things in the life of a child, it has failed miserably."
Studies show that while homeschooled kids may excel in advanced mathematics, literature, history, Latin, debate, civics, religion, music, art, theoretical physics, and physical fitness, most kids educated by their parents fall woefully short in essential subjects like Communism and being gay.
"We need common-sense regulation of homeschooling to ensure our nation's kids are sufficiently perverted by gender theory and fully ready for the violent overthrow of the Republic to usher in a glorious communist utopia," said Weingarten. "No child should be left behind."
Lawmakers are discussing programs to send drag queens to the homes of homeschoolers but insisted they will have to repeal the 2nd Amendment and take away all the guns first."
How will my child get a good paying job in the future... if they aren't either communist or gay?
Answer: There won't be any good paying jobs. It was a trick question.
They will be paid in social credit points.
And bugs to eat.
As long as nobody comes for my homemade flamethrower that I lost in that tragic boating accident.
SO many boating accidents going on. It seems to be accelerating. Someone should do a study.
If you help me get my F-22 off the trailer, we'll fly out of here.
I'll help unload but I'm not sure about pitching in for fuel.
I donated all mine to the inner city youths.
As an adult who was homeschooled I can confirm I am neither a commie or a homosexual.
You will never succeed!
I'm sorry for you.....
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-kids-who-are-homeschooled-could-miss-out-on-opportunity-to-be-a-gay-communist
Babylon Bee has exceeded expectations.
This is so fantastic. Stolen and put on Fakebook.
Now that's a cryin' shame.
Come on now, let's try and keep up with the times. It's trans communists now.
Ok I literally started laughing out loud when I read that.
Oh darn ~
As I said on another site: Thank God! Communism needs to die already.
They could also miss the opportunity to have important body parts lopped off due to the gender dysphoria they'll miss out on experiencing.
I checked out while in school. Big interruption in my playtime plus the gay thing is gay.