Plastic bag over head, zip tie tightly around neck. You’ll never get sick again for the rest of your life!

Write a confession. Buy a My Pillow, plant face directly into pillow. Continue until unconscious.

Wrap it in plastic, and throw away those cheesey rubber bands, get a ratchet strap.

Problem solved.

Place a paper bag over your head as well?

Tip: quit watching the news, they're trying to kill you.

Have you considered a psych eval for your condition? Maybe a lithium drip?

Put a tampon in each nostril. The fibers will filter better than the n95 will.

I've got some,..

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Q-tips.

My tip...walk