My dick's bigger than yours, Sir

Beetlejuice I can't get you no more kids, sir, the last of them were shot up last weekend, the tap is dry

FJB <blankStare>

I don’t know what Brandon is saying to Beetlejuice, but thst secret service agent is definitely thinking, all those years of hard work and dedication to my country and I got stuck with having to protect these two assholes.

Was it fun playing Batman?

“No! I would NEVER smell the hair of ANYONE in YOUR family! Come on man!”

Can I get just one wiff ?

You know the thing...I know about roaches and my blonde leg hair u/#cmon

Biden: "You remind me of an angry 12 year old boy." "I like angry 12 year old boys." :>)

Fandango, you are Supreme, only one Justice seat for you.

Joe: I got dibs on Big Mike next.

Lori: Wanna arm wrestle for him?

Masked clown: I'm gonna need another mask if I have to smell these two any longer...

Do you think you can get me shrunken head guy's autograph?

Come on man…I just want to poke your eye. They stick out so far. One poke that’s it. How do you wear sunglasses without your eyeballs touching the glass? It’s like your a goldfish.

I’ll suck yours if you suck mine???

He already said it. Three times and she appeared.