A perfectly preserved McDonald's hamburger and fries? Jimmy Hoffa's remains? The patents to free energy and hydro-powered cars? A case of Busch Light? Just trying to imagine what could possibly be buried in there... Curious to know what others think?
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The next virus.
That would amuse them to no end.
That we dug up their time capsule and set off the real pandemic to kill off 94% of world's population.
It is really their 2nd favorite pastime; Mocking us.
Yeah that’s like the sort of thing that used to happen in Scooby Doo….. And they would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky Anons.
About as much as Geraldo found in Al Capone's vault back in the 80's...
Ha, I watched that with my mom. Waa-woomp.
The original nothingburger.
Good point. The fumes and gasses emanating from those are probably what caused the explosion.
Just searched for the biggest trends of 1979, when the guidestones were erected, and found that Pink Floyd's "The Wall" was released that year. Maybe it's an LP recording of that.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=biggest+trends+of+1979
The toxins would have eaten it all away by now, must be something else.
The Best Of Earth Wind & Fire LP
"Do you find them much, these time capsules?"
"Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the actual slabs, though. Or the Credence."
A message that says, "Drink more Ovaltine"
The remains of Jimmy Hoffa?
A case of Billy Carter beer and a package of Twinkies.
Isn't it just a guide to rebuild the Guidestones?
Wouldn't surprise me. If so, that would be very lame.
1.) Obtain granite 2.) Engrave message of doom 3.) Erect
JFK....
Epsteins client list
DRUMPFSES TAXES! FOR REALS.
A fatal disease of which the world has never seen before?
Scary thought. Hopefully the people that do open it do so in a controlled environment.
A box of used condoms that used to belong to Bill Clinton.
A Jane Fonda aerobics work out Video tape, a knit headband some leggings and Ted Turners hair piece.
Bubble tape........
A vile of the highest quality adrenochrome.
The virus that will kill us all.