235 () π΄ SHITPOST π© posted 2 years ago by MAGULQ 2 years ago by MAGULQ +238 / -3 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Question: Why did he have a trafficked child in the trunk?
Answer: Because the trafficked child could never have fit into the glove compartment.
Kid probably wasn't even "concealed". They're lying.
Because he wouldn't fit in the luggage on the roof with the rest of his family.
Unless itβs Mitt Romney β roof is for the dog.
all i can think of is the cop and clark griswold discussing the leash on the bumper of the family truckster.... "Tough little mutt!......
Answer: Because that's where Bill Clinton was waiting.