All a 3rd grade boy needs to know about girls.
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I remember receiving my Biology degree around 14 and all that changed....
The only FBI that mattered when you were a kid: Female Body Inspector.
and to be the girls towel monitor for physical education class.
Circle, circle dot, dot, now you got your cootie shot! 🤣🤣
I don't understand the phraseology. Does "3rd grade" mean inferior? And what are "cooties"? These must be local words because I've never heard them in the UK.
Cooties are a made up thing that little boys and girls each say the other one has. Cooties are the source of the opposite sex's grossness before puberty hits and they become attractive.
elementary school, third year
cooties are what they have that you don't want to catch from them
If you want to know what a cootie looks like:
https://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-Gaming-4782-Cootie/dp/B00000IWDO
Hollywood started pushing the idea that 9 and 10 yr old boys should have girlfriends a few decades ago. Although hormones from various sources ARE causing girls to start puberty earlier than 50 or 60 years ago, probably the opposite is occurring with boys. There is no biological cause for boys so young to have a sexual interest in girls.
I mean, they ARE designed to be attracted to the opposite sex, it’s at that age that they don’t understand why yet and that’s ok! (:
Girls icky & every matchbox car seemed to explode and have machine guns in our "fort".
My Dad was always too squeamish to have the birds and the bees talk. One day while at the hardware store with my Dad, I asked the salesman why pipe fittings were called male and female. Dad's face turned a severe shade of red from embarrassment. 😁
Cooties shouldn't even be sexual either
Circle circle dot dot, now I got my cootie shot....
....they were priming us back then even.
😂😂
You spelled "Chlamydia" wrong....
Pfizer has created a new Cooties vaccine for kids under 10