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I was once walking through a park with my dad and we saw two dogs having sex. I said, "Dad, what are they doing?"

Dad said, "It's OK son, they're just making puppies."

I said, "Oh, OK dad."

Couple days later I walked in on dad on top of mom.

I said, "Dad! What are you doing?!"

He said, "Son we're trying to make you a little brother or sister. Now shut the door!"

I said, "Dad, can you bend her over? I'd rather have a puppy."