“You get out of your bed. You put both feet on the floor. You step, right foot then left, until you reach your closet. You open the closet door. Pick out 1 of your ugly dresses. Use feet again, right then left, to the telephone, dial 0 to call for help to put ugly dress on.”
You have the right to wear ugly dresses.
If you can't afford an ugly dress, the court will donate one to you.
You have the right to remain silent. If you do speak, please whisper so we don't have to listen to your still voice.
Is that a dress or is it a shower curtain?
I think it used to be a "vintage" couch.
What is this? A photoshop? A shit post? Or the beginning??
Oh, please be real!
Clearly shopped
And badly at that. Look closely to the face of the "border patrol agent" he's photoshopped over another guy.
And the photo is reversed. I hate all these photos that are reversed.
Looks like she is wearing the drapes from the Golden Girls show.
I wonder where she stole the drape she is wearing..
She saw it in the window and just couldn't resist it. (Carol Burnett)
Please folks... DR. Jill Biden. Let's acknowledge her professional status!
Title this correctly as a shitpost.
“You get out of your bed. You put both feet on the floor. You step, right foot then left, until you reach your closet. You open the closet door. Pick out 1 of your ugly dresses. Use feet again, right then left, to the telephone, dial 0 to call for help to put ugly dress on.”
Nice curtains!
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Joe gonna pokie pokie Gretchen ........