You're right. I think the Bee's mission has shifted from simply satire to actually putting out stories that are actually so crazy they might come true in the future.
Well not only that but after that incident a friend bought her one of those electronic scales that talks. The first time she used it, it said ..."Just one person at a time please".
She's just upset when she steps on any scale it reads ERROR
Edit: realized it was the Bee, come next month this article will no longer be satire.
Talking scales tell her to comeback when she's alone.
I think talking scales would be sensible to tell her to "take a hike." literally.
Her talking scale screams in pain when she steps on it.
And screams in fear when it sees her approaching!
"One at a time, please"
Not satire. Prophecy.
You're right. I think the Bee's mission has shifted from simply satire to actually putting out stories that are actually so crazy they might come true in the future.
They're going for Bee-ing the 'Comedy Prophets.'
Colonialism invented body weight to suppress minorities!
Well, there ya go.....put that blame exactly where is should be!
Well not only that but after that incident a friend bought her one of those electronic scales that talks. The first time she used it, it said ..."Just one person at a time please".
Oh mine. You really make me laugh with this one.
How true.