Of course, I advocate words before violence
The brief official plot synopsis says the story follows two gay men with commitment problems who are 'maybe, possibly, probably stumbling towards love. Maybe. They’re both very busy.
WOW! My vomit vomitted.
However, with the biggest bomb on their hands, perhaps there is hope. Perhaps GAYS ARE EVEN'T EVEN GAY ENOUGH FOR THIS .
Small steps.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/billy-eichner-bros-movie-box-office-twitter
"GLAAD describes the dynamic between Eichner's character Bobby and his love interest Aaron, "Bobby and Aaron couldn’t be more different, but there’s an attraction. True to rom-coms before it, the pair tend to dance around becoming a full-blown couple while they navigate their courtship through aggressively making out in the park, steroid usage, and participating in threesomes.""
I'm having a hard time seeing why this thing is a flop. Really, I am
Edit: Also, while I avoid "rom-coms" with the same dedication that I avoid having my lower intestine ripped out, I am unaware of even a single one "before it" that featured "aggressively making out in the park, steroid usage, and participating in threesomes."
Edit 2: "Actor Luke Macfarlane said he was comfortable performing the raunchy nude sex scenes with Eichner, but was not interested in being spit on by him.
"We had an intimacy coordinator on 'Bros,' but Billy and I felt really comfortable. We gave each other permission to go for it," Macfarlane said.
Macfarlane told Variety, "I think there was a moment when Billy was like, 'Should we spit on each other?' I was like, 'Nope.'""
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wtf. I don't want to see straight people doing that shit in a movie either.
Exactly.
My vomit is stuck in my throat !
Not one red cent for Hollywood now.
Indeed.
https://patriots.win/p/15JnPSx3Am/bros-creator-everybody/c/
Another poison pill that the creator is so mad that the vast majority of people avoided. And after all the fake reviews saying how great it was! And all the marketing and advertising!
shouts "Size of an elephant" !