You can't have a ethnic German woman playing Sleeping Beauty! It's based on the French story La Roman De Perceforest which is based the British story King Arthur! REEEEEEEE!
Right, so can you prove you are exactly 33.3% French, 33.3% German, and 33.4% British to play the role. We'll need proof of ancestry that goes back at least ten generations.
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I'm sorry. I turns out you are 34% French, 32% German, and 34% British. We can't let you play Sleeping Beauty. That would be highly offensive to 3% of the world population.
So... we need to get out a color palette of brown shades to determine if someone is brown enough to play a character.
I bet they'd lose their minds if that was done for white characters.
Let's see... you're peach-cream white, but we really want snow white skin. Try avoiding the sun for three months.
You can't have a ethnic German woman playing Sleeping Beauty! It's based on the French story La Roman De Perceforest which is based the British story King Arthur! REEEEEEEE!
Right, so can you prove you are exactly 33.3% French, 33.3% German, and 33.4% British to play the role. We'll need proof of ancestry that goes back at least ten generations.
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I'm sorry. I turns out you are 34% French, 32% German, and 34% British. We can't let you play Sleeping Beauty. That would be highly offensive to 3% of the world population.
Then they proceed to just make everyone black/dark/non-white and/or lgbtqmafia
"White Chicks" will have to be re-filmed!