posted ago by Stuffyknows2much ago by Stuffyknows2much +7 / -2
  1. Spread the rumor online that "Republicans are submitting their vote ON ELECTION DAY."
  2. Post this rumor across internet forums, building the silent "consensus" that "Republicans don't trust mail-in voting! They're going to bring their vote ON ELECTION DAY"
  3. Seed the clouds with silver iodide above major cities on the night before election day.
  4. A great big storm arrives. Nobody wants to stand out in the rain in a line
  5. They win across the board.

I know it sounds far fetched. But just wait and see. And if it rains, please go vote anyways.