From gatewaypundit:
Why stop there? Why not ask for a wet nurse to breast feed you? A baby needs his bonding time after all.
I would have thought these crazy woke liberals would have woken up a long time ago but I guess their idiocy has no bounds. They'll probably grant this idiot's request.
Inmate identifies as a free man, demands to be released. Have they tried that one yet?
Wait, maybe this is actually a 5-D chess move. Hear me out: he'll go from constantly raped in prison to never raped, since prisoners hate pedophiles.
...nah he's just an idiot and a degenerate.
Depends
Before I even clicked I guessed this story would be somewhere in Europe. I was right.
Damn I keep trying to write comments like a normal person but on on election- eve everything comes out too dank. Stress.