You're a 6yo kid and get invited to a pizza party at the Whitehouse. Your D mom sends you off. They send a car. You get in and see this. What do you do?
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Probably get raped...there's two of them and I am six...
But wait, there's more!
There's a good reason these missing kids don't reappear. About 500 US Citizen children of the almost 500,000 that go missing every year are not found or found dead. This doesn't include undocumented kids (which is why some people are REALLY against border security since it's a pipeline for kids that won't draw attention)
Steal based divorced dad's glock on the way out
Guys this is a great meme template if you have the skills. Socialist it! (Steal it)
I start pulling off those rubber masks.
Just grab hold of those ears, dig your heels in and keep pulling until it comes off. If you get a chance, snatch those fake teeth out too.
Was going to say they would never travel in the same vehicle. One of them is an imposter,.
A pizza party at the White House, you say?
Hmmm.... interdasting! And with these two fine chaps?
Where do I sign up? I wonder if our old friend Pedosta will be there?!
“You think you’re tough shit, dontcha?” Of course Podesta will be there.
You better believe he's there! He's first in line!
F’king disgusting! Anybody sexually attracted to kids needs to be put to death. IMO!
Sleepy looks like he just had an aneurysm
Try to protect my behymen, per Adam Carolla.
Rip. Dude had the greatest timing and a wonderful way of taking you round trip 20 miles to get to a punch line that was right next to you all the time
Get fucked in the ass?
Run screaming into the night.
Johnny gott
Pull a Rick Grimes and chew through both of them.