Trump on TS: Hopefully, tomorrow will turn out to be one of the most important days in the history of our Country!
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If you're shaking with anticipation, maybe you really have to fart. 🤣🤣
I'm doing the pee-pee dance that's for damn sure
Looks like the peep peep dance from here
The Pepe dance
LOL
Wow, 4 people have no sense of humor.
Up to 6 presently. Not thinking farts/fart jokes are funny counts as not having a sense of humor, btw.
They are not funny to a large amount of people. But they are not not funny enough to doenvote. People down voting them are like the people at the grocery store parking lot judging others for not putting the carts in the rack or not parking between the lines. Get a life.
A lot of people have no sense of humor then.
It was usually only 15 minutes before our staff meeting conversations turned to the scatalogical. Engineers... smh
An old engineer from the good ol' days at Boeing said they used to have the concept of "free-zoning." So the first guy that had to fart that day would go to someone else's desk and go "free zone" and let it rip, then that poor sap's desk was the designated spot for the rest of the day.
*farts in defiance
My first ever real incident of this/real life learning experience, I was at the store getting a few things (so handheld basket), and was like oh wow here comes a big one. BOOM. Well this launched a nice solid round (fortunately, not a big mess) into my boxer briefs, like a trampoline. Uh oh. So I was in the canned food aisle, and just moved some stuff and put my basket of stuff behind some cans so they wouldn't put my stuff back, casually left, went home, cleaned up and went back.
At the time I was doing both boxers and boxer briefs, so it was just dumb fucking luck that I wasn't wearing boxers that day.
7 now. Farts are funny!
Auto not correct wanted to substitute facts for farts. Lol
JUST make sure you have REALLY GOOD FLOW...the ending is a doozy!!!!
The shit storm is upon us