Is this the look of a wealthy Stanford grad and self-proclaimed elite crypto star?
In every picture I find of her, her hair looks wet, greasy or unkempt and her teeth look like they need to be brushed. She presents as unhealthy, poorly groomed, with hormonal hair loss and wears cheap, ill-fitting clothing.
Past quotes from her state her affinity for using amphetamines which allow her to see how stupid other people are who are not on amphetamines(!)
Both her parents teach at MIT, allegedly. Looks like mommy and daddy were too busy with their careers to pay much attention to her.
She's a looker 🤢
😂😂🤮🤮
At least a -6 diopters
This comment is way underrated 😎
Looks like a real life version of the Jew character from "Family Guy".
Gives me the piss shivers.
Fugly
Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison
One tidbit - https://nypost.com/2022/11/15/crypto-ceo-caroline-ellison-tweeted-about-regular-amphetamine-use/
looks inbred
She looks twelve.
She also sounds like it in her speeches.
Oh shit I think you are right! Don't send your kids to college...
She looks like Woody Allen with longer hair.
pretty sure that's this dude: https://despicableme.fandom.com/wiki/Vector
Is this the look of a wealthy Stanford grad and self-proclaimed elite crypto star?
In every picture I find of her, her hair looks wet, greasy or unkempt and her teeth look like they need to be brushed. She presents as unhealthy, poorly groomed, with hormonal hair loss and wears cheap, ill-fitting clothing.
Past quotes from her state her affinity for using amphetamines which allow her to see how stupid other people are who are not on amphetamines(!)
Both her parents teach at MIT, allegedly. Looks like mommy and daddy were too busy with their careers to pay much attention to her.
Kek 😆
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Male pattern balding is a hurtful stigma, poor girl.
Edna Mode
Imagine how beady her eyes are with the glasses off
Round, like a basketball.
It looks like the two of them produced a GINGER!
Poor kid. Imagine being a Ginger and living in the Bahamas.