If nothing else, it’d be funny.

And it’s not like it’d jinx anything.

Why not make #myfellowamericans and #thestormisuponus trend, even if in context of “#myfellowamericans, I ate too damn much pecan pie”, “#myfellowamericans, this meme is hella funny”, or “#thestormisuponus later on this week, according to my weather app, so I’m gonna go to Costco to stock up on #LingLingPotstickers and #Duracells. Exciting!”