Coke + Coke = Cook
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Tim Cook does not like to be made into a pie, he doesn't like the heat. Washington better put some crumbs on him.
Gandalf looks around
Pie?
Baked Apple ... pie.
Ow I just sprained my eye muscles
Gotta quit rolling them so hard
That was such a stretch.
Glad he's having to get something resembling punishment, though. For now.
And just like a spoiled brat crying to mama, tim cook immediately goes to Washington crying that Elon hurt his feelings.
Best part? Its literally apples fault for fucking around with Elon and Americans that they just created a direct competitor with deeeeeep financial pockets and an extensive infrastructure. Apple single handedly created the immediate need in the market for an alternative. (you know supply and demand.... Capitalism..., etc) kekekek