At the end they had actual research where women thought their babies poop didn't small as bad as other babies and mothers know their babies smell. After the first few paragraphs saying, haven't normal people wanted to eat babies? No, no, your a psycho.
Based on responses to this story, I should probably make something absolutely clear: You should never attempt to actually eat a baby.
The headline, subhead, and lead to this story are not meant be taken seriously. Together they are, in the parlance of journalism, "the thing that gets people to read the article."
There is never any excuse to harm a child. The impulse that I described in this article does not take the form of an urge to literally bite, chew, and digest a small infant.
Rather, in my experience at least, it arises in utterances such as, "Your baby is so cute I could just eat him all up!" and in behaviors such as placing the baby's toes against the lips and repeatedly uttering the syllable "nom," in an attempt to elicit a giggle from the baby.
I realize now that such phrases and actions are not actually very common. Or normal.
I watch the good place on repeat every now and then. When Michael is having an existential crisis Eleanor asks him if he want something to eat. Saying well what does a demon like to eat , do you want a big fat baby? What flavor she says?
I swear that whole show is like a metaphor for the world instead of what they hope the afterlife is.
Wow one of the creepiest articles I've ever read
Thanks, I think I will pass.
At the end they had actual research where women thought their babies poop didn't small as bad as other babies and mothers know their babies smell. After the first few paragraphs saying, haven't normal people wanted to eat babies? No, no, your a psycho.
Thanks for reading this one for me! Whew! 🤣
Story updated:
Based on responses to this story, I should probably make something absolutely clear: You should never attempt to actually eat a baby.
The headline, subhead, and lead to this story are not meant be taken seriously. Together they are, in the parlance of journalism, "the thing that gets people to read the article."
There is never any excuse to harm a child. The impulse that I described in this article does not take the form of an urge to literally bite, chew, and digest a small infant.
Rather, in my experience at least, it arises in utterances such as, "Your baby is so cute I could just eat him all up!" and in behaviors such as placing the baby's toes against the lips and repeatedly uttering the syllable "nom," in an attempt to elicit a giggle from the baby.
I realize now that such phrases and actions are not actually very common. Or normal.
No, such expressions are very common!
I've heard it forever. No one ever takes it seriously.
NOW, however, now that we know people actually do that stuff, it takes on a darker meaning.
But for most of us, it's innocent.
I'm not sure why I got downvoted...I was simply adding the postscript that the author added later as an "explanation."
They killed the messenger
And coming from the Christian Science Monitor no less!🤦🏼♂️
Infiltrated
Is this the 'Christian Science Monitor' that published this?
Please, someone call Robin Williams. Wait...., He's dead. Okay, then Kelsey Grammer.
I watch the good place on repeat every now and then. When Michael is having an existential crisis Eleanor asks him if he want something to eat. Saying well what does a demon like to eat , do you want a big fat baby? What flavor she says?
I swear that whole show is like a metaphor for the world instead of what they hope the afterlife is.