Let's skip this planet
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Kirk: "Doctor, Do you believe this disease to be a problem?"
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a retard"
I've heard that whenever aliens fly past Earth they all lock their doors.
And someone offers to clean their windshield fo' five dolla
Fi' dollas!? I'll give you two. Wait...it looked cleaner before you washed it! What is that greasy stuff?!
(I've been through the Holland Tunnel with a California plate. I know what happens.)
Dat's jus Van Allen Belt radiation residue dawg... wipes right off.
Fo' fi' dolla
..but I only got tree fiddy. I got some Del Scorcho packets - you could have them and this air freshener.
We good? Thank you for your service!
We'll let Sulu out first before we leave orbit.
Kek!
"They're dropping dead all over the planet Jim!"
OH MY!
...and Captain, they live in a society
Spock "Jim, Earth is apparently ran by a dark lord. I suggest we move on to Pleiades, only a few light years away... they seem friendly enough?"
Jim "Only if we hit Uranus first"
AHEM! George Takei. Need I say more? Let's not promote Star Trek.
William Shatner is Michael Myers symbolism. Plane crash threats.