I see a theme here.

Apparently the "vancouver times" writes satire?

Weird how this gets a yawn.

Don’t be a faggot and post fake-ass news. It’s pathetic.

https://vancouvertimes.org/about-us/

“Vancouver Times is the most trusted source for satire on the West Coast. We write satirical stories about issues that affect conservatives.”

Yawn. So a high up muckety muck got caught with kiddy porn and was arrested by the FBI. Ya really think he'll be tossed into the big house? Probably get a slap on the wrist and perform ten hours of community service. I doubt this will go anywhere and there will probably be considerable blow back towards Elon for ratting him out. But, if he does spend time behind bars, I hope its for as long as Josh Dugger was sentenced.