You’ve Heard of Elf on a Shelf? Now We Have Docs in a Box
The Docs in a Box was a subject on Fox and many news outlets today. The White House and left-wingers dropped many odd zingers to harrumph the subject away.From the twits on The View to the capital,...
Ok, someone cleverer than me needs to write a Dr. Seuss-style Biden classified docs "Green Eggs & Ham🐸
I'm not clever, but here goes:
I do not have those secret docs, I do not keep them in a box, I do not keep them anywhere, I do not know when I am here, I am crazy like a fox, They're at my house when I am not, I think about them, not a lot.
I should have kept them with a goat, I should have kept them on a boat, for goats a meal of paper make, and boats will sink into the lake
Nice!
That is hilarious!
"I blame Trump, at every chance! It was Bad Orange Man who shit my pants!" - Biden Suess
Ha! The cadence is perfect. This is my favorite🐸
Brilliant!
Nice!! Lol, well done👌
Green Legs & Hair
This is BiDAN
BiDAN I AM
I like SITTING IN GREEN WATER WITH MY LEGS GETTING RUBBED ON THE HAIR
eh I give up. Not a poet, I am.
How 'bout we just go with "Orange Corvette Bad" eh??
Sounds good to me🐸
I did not put them in that box I don't know anything about those docs.
Did you see them at the Penn?
I did not see them at the Penn. I had them hid so I could win.
Did you see them at your home?
I did not see them at my home I was lying on my phone.
Did you see them by your vette?
I did not see them by my vette. The door was locked and that YOU CAN BET!
eh.. I can do better, but it is my first try.
Lol, I especially love this... "I did not see them by my vette. The door was locked and that YOU CAN BET!"🐸
:-) Feel free to add to it! LOL.
I guess my 55 year old ass is still immature because I didn’t think of Dr Seuss when I read this, but more of a take on SNL’s “dick in a box”
Ha! That could work too🐸
Saw the headline and assumed you meant doctors in a casket (from vax shots). Glad I clicked for a cheerier experience!
I thought that too.
You checked out my lair, and found they were there... Those docs in a box behind garage locks.
I dont think it's fair, To make me aware, Of truth that made lead to such shock.
I gave Hunter the keys, And a set to the Chinese, But I did not want you to see...
Close your eyes If you can, To the deals in Iran, Just ignore all the laundered money.
I worked hard on Ukraine, I dont deserve pain, For creating such a large enterprise.
You are too asleep to know, How politics go, Transparency never applies.
Certainly heard of Elf on a shelf …. This title reminds me more of SNL skit w/ J. Timberlake …. ‘I got my Dick in a box ‘….
https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg
NOW, that is too freaking funny!!