40 LOL! Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty' (babylonbee.com) posted 1 year ago by Elseebee 1 year ago by Elseebee +40 / -0 Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty' NEW YORK, NY — Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has unveiled their new mascot, an adorable glob of platelets who goes by the name 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide replies
LOL.
Looks pretty bouncy, what with all the rubber band things
Flashing a heart sign. Brilliant! BB has become my most trusted news source.
Just when you think they can't possibly keep coming up with this stuff -- they do. Geniuses, I tell you. Though this is some dark humor for sure.
"Hug it on the stretcher on your way to the clot ward"
Gold!
Clottybartfast..... for those who get it