97 () posted 1 year ago by MAGULQ 1 year ago by MAGULQ +98 / -1 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide replies
everyone knows it's the global warming, cow's farts, exciting Avatar 2, cold weather, and commotio cordis.
Taking showers...drinking coffee...eating eggs
Don't forget throwing heavy down comforters when making your bed, is now a hazard.
Also, napping and gardening.
Its stroke season.
Turns out getting out of bed in the morning has become the most dangerous thing they can do lol