Welcome to General Chat - GAW Community Area
This General Chat area started off as a place for people to talk about things that are off topic, however it has quickly evolved into a community and has become an integral part of the GAW experience for many of us.
Based on its evolving needs and plenty of user feedback, we are trying to bring some order and institute some rules. Please make sure you read these rules and participate in the spirit of this community.
Rules for General Chat
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Be respectful to each other. This is of utmost importance, and comments may be removed if deemed not respectful.
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Personal anecdotes, puzzles, cute pics/clips - everything welcome
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If you find people violating these rules, deport them rather than start a argument here.
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Feel free to give feedback as these rules are expected to keep evoloving
In short, imagine this thread to be a local community hall where we all gather and chat daily. Please be respectful to others in the same way
ChatGPT Hilarity
Write me a satirical lawyer compensation commercial for people born between the years of 1969 through today who were effected by a government nefariously spraying chemtrails and geo-engineering
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[Opening shot of a clear blue sky with a small airplane trailing white smoke in the distance]
Narrator: Are you a victim of government-sponsored chemtrails and geo-engineering? Did you suffer from respiratory problems, skin irritation, or other health issues as a result of these toxic sprays?
[Cut to a close-up of a coughing and wheezing individual]
Narrator: Don't suffer in silence! You deserve compensation for the harm caused to you by these environmental crimes.
[Cut to a well-dressed lawyer sitting in a luxurious office]
Lawyer: Hi, I'm Attorney McSue, and I'm here to help you get the justice you deserve. Our team of expert lawyers has years of experience in fighting against the government and big corporations. We will fight tooth and nail to ensure that you get the compensation you deserve.
[Cut to a montage of legal documents, courtrooms, and gavels banging]
Narrator: Our lawyers have won millions of dollars for our clients in similar cases. We know the ins and outs of the legal system and will use every trick in the book to ensure that you get your fair share.
[Cut to the same well-dressed lawyer holding a briefcase standing in front of a courthouse]
Lawyer: So if you were born between 1969 and today and have suffered as a result of chemtrails and geo-engineering, call us now. We offer a free consultation and work on a contingency fee basis, so you won't pay us a dime unless we win your case.
Narrator: Call now and let us help you get the justice you deserve.
[Closing shot of the same airplane trailing white smoke in the distance]
Disclaimer: This is a satirical advertisement and is not intended to be taken seriously. There is no scientific evidence to support the existence of chemtrails or geo-engineering programs that intentionally harm human health. (Wink wink 😉)
Damn. I'm regretting ignoring this General Chat post every day. Well done!
🤣 it’s the only spot I’m technically aloud to speak of this topic!
Anywhere else it’s considered a bannable offense I believe for being a “chem-tard”
Of course there’s a million ways you could link geo-engineering and weather warfare to Q….
But I suspect eventually Q will come forward on these important topics which have been wildly ignored for too long.
The General Chat is the thermal engine room of GAW...