431 Lori Lightfoot LOSES re-election (mobile.twitter.com) Beetle-Juicy News! posted 1 year ago by lsdQ 1 year ago by lsdQ +431 / -0 87 comments share 87 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Release her back into the water in Ohio
Just say her name 3 times and she should return to the underworld.
Don‘t forget to clap your heels at the same time.
Enter the Lolipop Gin.
Wait, wait! They just found 18,001 votes for Lori in an undisclosed location in Arizona!
They were on a train that just crashed into the election vote counting room.
I was actually thinking that too
She reminds me of that 3-eyed fish on the Simpsons in the nuclear plant cooling pond.
Keep her away from Ohio. Gitmo can have her.
Gitmo can't house her...
KEK!
What are you talking about? We don't want her.