-Daddy T gag order in place after arraignment.
-Immediately posts on Twitter the one and only tweet we’ve been waiting for.
-Chaos breaks out across nation, economy collapses within days and by next week we are wearing loin cloths searching for food and water at houses with Ukraine flags and Hillary signs (they don’t believe in personal protection).
My wife just called me in a panic. There was a big snake in the house. If this was next week she would be calling me to say we are having snake for dinner.
Poverty changes you.
Slithery chicken.
If it's put on a BBQ with seasoning it tastes remarkably like chicken.
Birds are just feathered lizards anyway. Gator tastes like scallops though.
How did we get to lion cloths so fast? What do I have to turn in all my clothes with my guns too?! Kek!
Well THAT would be awesome.
Well, he needs to do this quick, then. I've been dithering on filing my taxes because I was hoping chaos would erupt first. XD
I'm already wearing a loin cloth. I identify as Tarzan, lord of the jungle. Respect my fantasy or you're a bigot.
Raquel Welch Furkini reporting for duty, Captain Tarzan.
I must say....kinda hoping for loin cloths! Kek
Nobody said you can't wear a kilt now
Indeed. Hadnt thought if this. I'm for it. Kek
Nice! Moar Popcorn, moar ammo and pass the whisky