i feel like we have taken "be all you can be" the wrong way. but hey... im not tucking.

All the grace of a hippopotamus.

Reminds me of an old kids in the hall episode. Literally the exact situation.

Ballerina body, it’s a thing and that thing ain’t got one. From worldwide ballet.net:

What is the ideal weight for a prima ballerina?

This “look” is said to have the ability to create perfect, balletic lines and expressive movements on stage. The average height of an American ballerina is about 5 foot 2 inches to 5 foot 8 inches. In correspondence to height, weight would ideally range from 85 to 130 lbs.

Lightness and grace, vs. cringe.

This is exactly the crap going on in corporate America right now when it comes to hiring. Managers who don't hire the DEI candidate get put on a list. I've seen it first hand.

The royal ballet, you say? Nureyev could have maybe pulled it off. This? Got to be white hats because that ain't ballet.

Dude was making the camera bounce

What happens when he checks out one of the other dancers and gets a woodie while twirling? That would be an odd sight for the libs in the crowd, huh.

But ballet is raciss!