323 President Trump tells the judge "I would not under any circumstances have any interest in you" (twitter.com) posted 1 year ago by kula 1 year ago by kula +323 / -0 66 comments share 66 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Why were you driving so fast?"
"See this pedal? When I press it with my foot, it makes the whole car go faster."
"Don't you know the speed limit here is 40 miles an hour?"
"Yeah, but I didn't plan to be out that long."
“Sorry sir, I was just trying to keep up with traffic.”
Officer: “There is no traffic”
“I know, that’s how far behind I am.”
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory, but quit. Couldn't park anywhere NEAR the place."
I like that one.
"I don't have any light bluish gray clothing. So why is my dryer lint always that color?"