Want to blow off steam? Have sex with your pet dog
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🤢 These people are sick! 🤮
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Paraphrasing Samuel L. Jackson, EX-MUTHAFUCKIN'-CUSE ME ???
How dare you threaten violence on C.A.T.'s!!!
( Canine Attracted Teachers )
Oh hahaha.
What the hell are they teaching at Penn state exactly? Scandal after scandal
How to *f everything that moves.
We are living in Sodom and Gomorrah.
And that didn't end well...
We are pass the burning lava stage here.
thats just wrong........sick bastard
You think? Poor dog. Someone take that dog from him.
He should NEVER be allowed to own a pet again. Plus, he should be registered as a sex offender.
Damn right he shouldn't have pets. I would vote to cut his penis also.
Next, they will hired him to teach high school sex education.
What does he teach, pet grooming?
How to *f everything that moves.
The dog did not consent.
That's right.
He says he asked the dog how he likes it and he said 'rough'. So that's considered consent.
There’s gotta’ be a joke in there, somewhere…🤔
No joke. Sad but true.
Give vent to one's feelings = pleasure yourself gently with a narwhal tusk.
Loosen up a little bit = Go on a meth and Absinthe fueled gay-sex bender for a week.
Get something out of his system = Crap on a hooker.
Get something off his chest = Be crapped on by a hooker.
Have a ball = Have a ball (across the nose)
Live it up = Rock a "big ass chain" on his manhood during a council meeting.
Unburden Himself = Reduce pressure in his undercarriage's main ligament.
Let off steam = Fuck a dog.
Can I post this on Twitter and not get banned. I love the poem.
Thanking you sir !
Give it a whirl.
I post to Twitter.