Browsing r/politics to mine the tears, found another great list of reasons to support Mike Johnson!
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u/Choice-of-SteinsGate is..
A whiny leftist with close ties to marxists and legacy news
Early in their reddit history they were stilla whiner.
Supports the murder of babies.
Is a deranged druggie.
Believes fact checkers who tell them that there was no election fraud, despite the evidence.
Seethes and rages at the truth proving their fact checkers to be false.
Hates freedom, life, God, marriage.
Loves anything against God.
Is a good NPC, who believes everything their television tells them.
Doesn't think a man saying they are a woman is insane (despite the biological facts being pretty clear).
Dude is a walking talking NPC.. or just a bot.
Sounds like the typical redditard
Yeah, it's like the template for the Redditor Generation Device.
His name references Steins;Gate, and yet he probably doesn't even understand that CERN is evil! He's sitting there on world line 4 or 5, desperately trying to reach 0.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
This is very funny! Thank you. I needed a good laugh.
😂😂😂
Name checks out, Kek!
Trump supports Israel. I guess we're all npcs.