this is the kind of article that makes me eat steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, and steak for dinner.

And chickens eat? Insects. No thanks Klaus.

Also according to the study, feelings of well-being were increased by regular use of a large dildo. And watching at least two hours of CNN per day. Or one hour of MSNBC.

Oh, sure. I'll stop eating beef to "reduce my carbon footprint" the very day that the so-called "ruling classes" stop using jets for travel.

Remember when people used to put a dead chicken in the septic tank? Nothing grew beneficial shit eating worms quicker. No thanks, I like my cows, elk and bison.

You should eat the opposite of whatever these parasites are telling us to eat.

I thought you were referring to oversized bluehairs. I consider them #1

I'll stop eating beef when they invent another machine that turns grass into dense protein.