You're absolutely spot on. This is ridiculously cringe. Local yokel faggots reading theater lines off napkins tucked in their hands while dressing up like cult fags and larping as if their "secret gentlemen's club" is anything but insidiously queer & retarded.
Secret societies are so fucking gay.
This feels like Drag Queen Story Hour. It’s the same faggoty energy.
Even calling them the Illuminati or the Freemasons makes them sound way cooler than they are. They should be the Dorks With Dumb Pouches.
You're absolutely spot on. This is ridiculously cringe. Local yokel faggots reading theater lines off napkins tucked in their hands while dressing up like cult fags and larping as if their "secret gentlemen's club" is anything but insidiously queer & retarded.
Covering the family jewels that they use on each other.
That dick pouch is so faggy
Don't you mean their aprons? 😂😂