It's a funny whiteboard diagramming how a small earthquake caused the toaster to migrate from downstairs, around the whole house, to the bath where it eventually bashed the heck out of the victim's head and eventually garrotted him or something.
I'm sure I've seen a mini blender called "Magic Bullet" and, given the anniversary of the murder of JFK and their nonsense explanation, I think it would have been more appropriate.
If only they had plugged it in and dropped it in the tub-even if the warranty would have been negated-it would have required far less effort. One could say this was a crime of passion... But it wasn't milquetoast in nature... 😜
No way I'm about to click on a TikTok link, but I'm sure the person committed suicide by toaster.
It's a funny whiteboard diagramming how a small earthquake caused the toaster to migrate from downstairs, around the whole house, to the bath where it eventually bashed the heck out of the victim's head and eventually garrotted him or something.
I'm sure I've seen a mini blender called "Magic Bullet" and, given the anniversary of the murder of JFK and their nonsense explanation, I think it would have been more appropriate.
If only they had plugged it in and dropped it in the tub-even if the warranty would have been negated-it would have required far less effort. One could say this was a crime of passion... But it wasn't milquetoast in nature... 😜
Noice
He shot himself 4 times in the back of the head with an assault toaster
High velocity jam spatter?
Video from tiktok:
https://files.catbox.moe/3nw5xw.mp4
Thank u
He was shot in the back of the head with two slices of bread.
...from across the room!
LOL