Trump: And then I said, she's got a bigger dick than me! Obama just looked at me all pissed off, I was like WHAT? It's true!

And then Michelle said, See Hunter, my dick is bigger than yours!”

And then Putin said about what he was going to do about the DS: “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap”.

Don’t tell him, but my Pet Name for Vlad 2.0 is “Cantaloupe Head”! KEK!!!🐸

"I can't wait to see how they make that decrepit old meat puppet dance when you release the interview you did with Julian Assange!"

So I said to him “do the letters F O mean anything to you?”

Trump: "Can you believe Biden was already hanged in gitmo and is now being played by Jim Carrey? They're calling this special op, which is being enacted via the Smith Mundt Act, 'Dumb and Dumbest'"

Did you see that idiot tonight?

I gave the order to throw her in the van like a side of beef.

TRUMP: I have an idea, why don't you interview Putin.

And then I said, pull my finger.