Human-driven climate change has 'slowed the Earth's rotation' and could affect how we measure time, study suggests
The melting of ice in Greenland and Antarctica is said to have slowed the rotation of the Earth because it has changed where the planet's mass is concentrated.
You're talking about people who don't comprehend that there's one total volume of water on Earth and that's it. At any one time, some of it is frozen and some of it is waiting to fall back down from the sky, but it doesn't 'increase' because of globollocks warming.
These people do not even think ice and water are the same thing. If ice melts it is 'gone'.
Maybe we can get Aquaman to call all the shrimp in the ocean to one side of the world. That should slow the spin like a washing machine with a big load of sheets in it. That's what I would do.