Mouse Trap News is the world’s best satire and parody site. We write fake stories about Disney Parks stuff. From Disney Park announcements to Disney Hotel and resort news to made-up Disney partnerships, you can be assured that anything you read here is not true, real, or accurate, but it is fun. So technically our slogan The Moused Trusted Name in Disney News isn’t true, but we thought it was creative and funny, so we are running with it.
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Hahaha, they are buying it to hide the fact that they trafficked children to the island. The lawyers need the property in their hands to remove anyone else from investigating, excavating and searching for piles of dead children in mass grave (tennis court) . This is Dizzy, desperately trying to buy the evidence and keep it away from the public. Clean up isle 5.
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Mouse Trap News is the world’s best satire and parody site. We write fake stories about Disney Parks stuff. From Disney Park announcements to Disney Hotel and resort news to made-up Disney partnerships, you can be assured that anything you read here is not true, real, or accurate, but it is fun. So technically our slogan The Moused Trusted Name in Disney News isn’t true, but we thought it was creative and funny, so we are running with it.
Mouse Trap News was created on a whim to have some fun and write stories about Disney we wish were true. Some Disney sites write deceptive stories for clicks. We write 100% made-up parody and satire stories for your enjoyment. We also hope that Disney sees how much people like some of our stories and decide to actually make one of our stories a reality!
While you read our articles, be sure to keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle at all times, and remember these are strictly fictional for your enjoyment. Please share any articles you enjoy reading with your Disney friends and on social media to help us grow and continue to put out fun articles. To contact us, please send an email to [email protected].
Sounded like the bee.
Thanks!
Someone from the Middle East bought the island.
i heard that. Prince Sheik Heffary Snuggawifgislane was his name, I think.
Sauce peddler: https://mousetrapnews.com/ Story #3
I wonder if the submarine base is still operational.
Remember Pinocchio.
Hahaha, they are buying it to hide the fact that they trafficked children to the island. The lawyers need the property in their hands to remove anyone else from investigating, excavating and searching for piles of dead children in mass grave (tennis court) . This is Dizzy, desperately trying to buy the evidence and keep it away from the public. Clean up isle 5.
Hmm, fake post... shame on me.