"Yes hello, police...yes, someone stole my ether chits...my bit nuggets...my zeros and ones...my soi credits... Well, it was a virtual wallet....No, not leather or Velcro"
"Calm down sir, can you give us a description of robbers? No? Can you give us a description of the items 'allegedly' stolen? What did they look like? What color were they? What is the length, width and height dimensions? How much does it weigh, approximately? Please draw a picture of said stolen items so we can identify them... What do you mean that's not possible? Sir, need I remind you that pranking the police is a misdemeanor?"
Dumb bells! I told you this shit 3yrs ago!!
..."money for nothing"...
And your chick's for free.
...the kind of girls you take home to Mom...
...when mom is not at home...
...howls...
"and your kicks for free"...
...doggy grins...
https://archive.ph/wip/3ErWx
"Yes hello, police...yes, someone stole my ether chits...my bit nuggets...my zeros and ones...my soi credits... Well, it was a virtual wallet....No, not leather or Velcro"
"Calm down sir, can you give us a description of robbers? No? Can you give us a description of the items 'allegedly' stolen? What did they look like? What color were they? What is the length, width and height dimensions? How much does it weigh, approximately? Please draw a picture of said stolen items so we can identify them... What do you mean that's not possible? Sir, need I remind you that pranking the police is a misdemeanor?"
🙄🙄🙄
...you have a firm grasp of the situational reality...
Happened to me on some saving crypto
Bummer tens of millions from one account, Hmmmm, wrong place to put all in, and then give the keys to it
...easy come...
...easy go...
User Error. Buy Bitcoin. Or don't.
https://www.chainalysis.com/blog/operation-spincaster/
Here you can read how on the ETH chain things are working without giving out an email adress to find the epoch times article.
...I rely on cash buried in mason jars in the woods...