Wife (normie) asked me if I wanted to go to the neighborhood watch party, everybody is going to be there!! Me: NO THANKS, WHY DON'T YOU GO WITHOUT ME!!!
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I feel your pain. Try being a teacher and being the only conservative in the building. The teacher in the classroom next to me has purple hair, and Trump lives rent free in her head. A day doesn't go by that she doesn't rant about how stupid his supporters are. One of the biggest reasons I want POTUS to win is just to see her seething tomorrow, if she even comes to work.
God Bless you. Stand your post fren. At some point education needs a serious reworking and we will need actual Teachers and not failed underwater basket weaving majors to teach children to think and not recite garbage education theory rhetoric.
Thanks, fren. I'm praying Trump dismantles the entire system and gets someone with sense to rebuild it. Education is nothing but a liberal prison system for kids now. And most teachers, including me, are burnt out and miserable. But hey, tomorrow could be fun at work. There will be many, many tears.
solution: bring 17 layer dip
Get this man 2 scoops!!!
Go as the only Trump voter.
And then when Trump wins, be the only one obnoxiously going ape shit and shoving it in all their faces.
Ape shit for the win
This is a once-in-a-lifetime exception where poop-throwing is socially acceptable.
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It must bliss to be an absolute idiot NPC. Can you imagine what these people will be like if the bottom falls out of this gig? They will be the low hanging fruit. If they knew the truth they would be on their knees praying for Gods help right now. I'm done praying. I'm like Joe Biden. I'm a burned out husk.
Nothing will stop what's coming.
Gotta say I have ALOT of work to do as a person because the temptation to go as the biggest blue fan ever would be overpowering. Dressed like Smurf threw up and literally wail like a banshee every time a state went Red. Start the night with JOY and bring out all the me alsos and become a TDS stereotype. Make them question why they ever wanted to be associated with that to begin with. Yep you might need to move but it could be GLORIOUS!!!
You need to hang out here with the cool kids.
I'm in!!
If your standing over the 7 layer dip start double dipping-nobody’s watching 😂😂
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I stopped getting invited a long time ago.
All they see is the cheese on top😀
You could go to this Harris-Walz watch party instead.
https://x.com/grandoldmemes/status/1853947998574723285
I would rather eat the peanuts out of my own shit
Lol
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Dude, that is hilarious!!
Tell them to step away from the dip without delay.
While pointing at it wild-eyed
Kek. Sounds like you got the house to yourself mahh man!
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Beastie Boys
I dunno, bean dip sounds pretty good.